CHATTEL
Hmmm...the things we do to entertain ourselves...
At lunchtime, someone had the brilliant idea to see what amusing acronyms we could come up with for the word "Chattel", here are the disturbing results:
"Chain her and take the extra land"
"Chain her and take the eel licence"
"Call her also to the endless love"
"Catch hippies and tear their ear-lobes"
"Correct her about talking too excessively loud"
"Call her also to the eternal life"
"Capture harems allocated to the eunuch lords"
"Composimg humorous acronyms trying to entertain lunchmates"
"Children help also to terribly exterminate life"
"Cerebral haemorage activates transformation to eccentric lecturer"
As you can see, things started going downhill quickly. I'll leave it to your imagination as to who came up with which quotes, out of Helen, Jared, Lyndon, Estie, Andrew and I.
If you can think of any that might actually be any good, feel free to leave them here...
At lunchtime, someone had the brilliant idea to see what amusing acronyms we could come up with for the word "Chattel", here are the disturbing results:
"Chain her and take the extra land"
"Chain her and take the eel licence"
"Call her also to the endless love"
"Catch hippies and tear their ear-lobes"
"Correct her about talking too excessively loud"
"Call her also to the eternal life"
"Capture harems allocated to the eunuch lords"
"Composimg humorous acronyms trying to entertain lunchmates"
"Children help also to terribly exterminate life"
"Cerebral haemorage activates transformation to eccentric lecturer"
As you can see, things started going downhill quickly. I'll leave it to your imagination as to who came up with which quotes, out of Helen, Jared, Lyndon, Estie, Andrew and I.
If you can think of any that might actually be any good, feel free to leave them here...
posted by Matthew P | 2:07 pm
3 Comments:
can't have another towel to eat later!
cabbages hate any two transpoons, especially lactase
crown her as the trimphiant ex lumberjack
its michelle - cant be bothered signing in... i bet helen was the one who came out with "composing humorous acronyms to entertain lunchmates"
and Jared the one for "chain her and take the eel license" and Estie the one "catch hippies and tear their earlobes"
am i right? am i? am i?
I come with a heavy heart to bear you this sobering news:
No, no, and no.
Perhaps you will find some sort of consolation in the following narrowing of possibilities:
1 of them is mine,
1 was Lyndon's, and
1 was made by me
Use your squirrel powers, I know you can do it!
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